Handmade Soap, No D@mn Scents

Handmade Soap, No D@mn Scents


Shipping to United States: Free

Free Shipping in U.S.

There are too many lady soaps out there. We decided that even real men needed a nice take on soaps. Whether your caring for your amazing beard, or just a dude who knows he is ruling his roost. We have got you covered. Try pairing with one of our like style beard balms or throw in a six pack of Beer(d) soaps.

No D@mn Scents has no d@mn scent, that means unscented if you still aren't getting the sarcasm.

This listing is for one approximate 4.5 oz bar

Warning: Gifted Chicken is not responsible for any jealousy mistakenly created with your significant other due to flocks of strangers paying so much attention to you.


We currently accept Credit Cards and Paypal as forms of payment. We currently do not accept personal checks.

Shipping from United States

Free shipping in the U.S. on all standard purchases. *Some restrictions may apply

We ship USPS w/delivery confirmation on most items. We do combine shipping and the lowest rate possible will be used in most cases.

Shipping to Canada and outside the U.S. charges will apply.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

Opened items that have been used cannot be returned. We cannot be responsible for lost or damaged items. If for any reason you are dissatisfied please contact us with in 30 days of purchase.


Our products contain no preservatives and as such, are not everlasting. Soaps should be used within a year of purchase. We will not be held responsible for any adverse reactions to products. Almost all of our products will have been in close proximity with products derived from or containing nuts. Please be advised if you have allergies. As always, if you are unsure of how your body will react to something, please test on a small area first and discontinue use if irritation occurs. All of our products are tested by family members to ensure quality and effectiveness, as well as detect any problems.

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